Just a little follow up funny. The note from school is true (with identifying information redacted). My response was only in my head.
From “the boy’s” school:
Just a reminder that at the Jewish Community Early Childhood Center we do not celebrate Valentine's Day. We celebrate Jewish and National holidays.
Have a great evening and drive carefully,
Translation: We will look for any and every Jewish holiday we can find to keep your kids out of school. Leave it to us and we will find holidays that Hassidic Jews have never even heard about. However, by G-d we will not, I repeat NOT, have anything to do with any of that Catholic, beheading, cupid crap. Because that's just horseshit.
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