I seriously wish I could make this stuff up. I just can't. I was recently privy to a Facebook conversation that stared off innocently, and potentially funnily, enough. A friend posed the following question on her wall and the first two responses start off like they were supposed to and played along:
Then, THIS guy comes along and RUINS EVERYTHING!!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? You just got your daddy panties in a wad because of CLUCKING?!?!?
(In case you don’t know what I am referring to:)
If I am following his logic correctly . . . in the Muppet's movie, the chickens obviously don't say the original words of Ce-Lo's song, nor do they even sing the Glee version. Instead . . . they cluck it. And he is offended.
What I'm thinking here is that if said kids even know the lyrics to that song, especially the lyrics as God and Ce-Lo originally intended them, that is the fault of the parent and not the Muppet movie. Just a guess.
So . . . what do I do?? Egg him on of course!
Then, the inevitable happens. You can almost see it coming. "Lee" gets his panties in a wad. I don't know where he lives, I don't know what he's doing, but I can just feel those tighty-whites working their way up his ass crack.
Then, inexplicably, Mommy #1 went from (Potentially Funny) Mommy #1 to (Serious-Panties-In-A-Wad) Mommy #1.
Huh?? This conversation just had so much potential.
I did take the boy to see "Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked" and in one scene Alvin was flying on a kite aboard the cruise ship. While up in the air, Alvin says, "I can see Russia from here!" Oh my God!! He made a Sarah Palin reference!! In a KID'S MOVIE! The horror.